Fatty Patty by No Future

Published on March 15, 2024 by David Wylie

A Fatty Patty by No Future is shown poking out of the bag. Photo: Jenny Neufeld/the oz.

If you’ve got a sweet tooth, No Future’s Fatty Patty is for you.

The chocolate covered cookie dough edible gives a little sugar high to go along with the buzz from the 10mg of THC it packs.

No Future is known for its inexpensive individually packaged gummies ($3), with names like The Blue One and The Orange One.

The Fatty Patty is along those lines. There’s one in the bag, which looks similar to No Future’s other offerings. It’s relatively inexpensive in this category at about $5. And it tastes decent enough to enjoy if you’re the type of person who licks the beater after making cookies.

The 17-gram treat contains five grams of sugar. (My affection for fractions makes me point out that’s nearly one-third sugar.)

These are produced by Indiva, which also makes tasty cookies and inexpensive Blips.