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Slurmmm by Smyle Brands

Published on May 16, 2025 by David Wylie

Photo: David Wylie/the oz.

Ah, Slurm. Made in the cartoon world of Futurama on Planet Wormulon by… actually, you don’t want to know the details.

But this Slurmmm is different from that Slurm.

The cannabis-infused drink is made by Smyle Brands, which also made the weirdest tasting drink we’ve tried yet (Wildberry Lavender Live Rosin Sparkling Concentrate).

Slurmmm, despite the ugly name, is actually not bad tasting. It’s reminiscent of Sprite. The lemon-lime tasting carbonated pop-like drink is infused with live rosin.

The drink looks very clear, with little of the cloudy tinge that many colourless cannabis drinks have.

It does leave a weird mouthfeel, like a coating behind after each sip.

There is a hint of the rosin taste, but not as much as some of the other live rosin-infused products.

Going in, my hopes weren’t very high. However, overall, the marketing is a fun gimmick, and Slurmmm tastes OK. Give it a try.

Smyle’s other drinks include Fizzy Peach Sparkling Nano Cannabis Beverage and Orange Creamsicle under its Sweet Tooth banner.