New cannabis edibles are shaped like [censored]

Published on April 28, 2022 by Jenny Neufeld

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New ads from Censored Edibles suggest what's to come from Toronto-based Loosh Brands.

If you’ve ever been told to eat a bag of dicks, you’re finally in luck with Censored Edibles.

They’ve announced that artisanal penis-shaped gummies will be ‘coming soon,’ bringing a little levity to the edible market.

Each bag has four gummies at 2mg of THC each for a total of 10mg, the standard for most gummy packages on the market.

Toronto-based Loosh Brands is behind Censored Edibles, with branding that is bright, colourful and playfully suggestive. They make use of food products and clever pixelation to create a fun party-like vibe.


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One of the posts on the Censored Edibles Instagram page.

“Funny to give, funny to keep and eat yourself. We believe life is a party, and you should live it accordingly!” says the company.

They are promising that boobies, booties and vaginas will be following so there should be something for everyone.

Loosh says they’re perfect for events like bachelorette, bachelor, and adult birthday parties, as well a bridal shower gifts.

“What these edibles lack in size, they make up for in spirit!” says the company.